1.Teacher:Why do humans have different blood groups?
Student: So that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours.
2.”Will you hang the calendar or I will hang myself?
3.Pick up the paper and fall in the dust bin.
4.Give me a blue pen of any colour.
5.Teacher:Today we will learn about tenses. Now,
if I say,”I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
Student:”It is definitely past tense”.
6. Teacher:”Where was the Declaration of Independence
Student:At the bottom of the page.
7.The principal is revolving in the corridor.
8.Both of you stand together separately.
9. I have two daughters, both are girls.
10.Open the window, let the AIRFORCE come in.
11.All of you stand in a straight circle.
12.Why are you looking at the monkeys outside
when I am inside?