Student:Would you punish me for something
I didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Student:I didn’t do my homework.
2.Teacher:Tell me numbers 1 to 10.
Student:1,2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9,10.
Teacher:Why you omitted 6?
Student:I read in news paper that 6 died in an accident.
3.Q:How is an English teacher like a Judge?
A:They both give out sentences.
4.Teacher:Letter I is which number in an Alphabet?
Teacher:Stop.Use only ‘am’ after ‘I.’
Student:’I’ am the 9th number in the Alphabet.
5.Teacher:Why you are late today?
Student:Sir, I obeyed a sign.
Student:School ahead, drive slow.
6.Teacher:Which is the shortest month?
Student:May.It has only 3 letters.
7.Q:Why do we write ‘etc’ at the end of a sentence?
A: Coz it means:E=End of; T=Thinking ;C=Capacity.