2. Beans—money.–I have spent so many beans, but I still
don’t get support from you guys!
3.Dinosaur–something old fashioned or out of date.
–”I would love to play the latest games, but unfortunately
my computer is a dinosaur.
4.Fab- shortened for fabulous.–Your customer support is
5.Flaky-unpredictable.–My computer has been behaving
rather flakily for the past few days.
6.Freebie–something that is free.—Are you giving any freebies
with this product?
7.Go bananas–go crazy.–Your instructions are making me go
8.Go down–happening.–What is going down there?
9.Gomer–a dumb person.–Please stop treating me like a gomer!
10.Goof up/goofy/goof–do a mistake/silly/silly person.–I guess
I goofed up with my computer. The guys asked me to do some
goofy procedures to solve my problem. He is such a goof.
11.Gut—basic–The gut problem is how to go about reinstalling
the whole thing?
12.Hang up–Quit.–I think I’m going to hang up now. This is
13.Hip–sensible, informed.–Your agent was real hip! Why don’t
you give him a raise?
14.Hip-shoot–Talk without thinking.–Are you trying to hip-shoot
your way out of this problem?
15.Hyper–really excited—-I was hyper when I bought a HP computer.
16. El Cheapo–something really cheap.–I should have gone in for
that el cheapo brand.
17.Outta here–out of here–leaving/going away—Okay dude, I am
outta here, I have some work to do.
18. Jillion/Zillion–huge number—- I am having a jillion problems
with my computer; you better help me right away!
19.Lip–cheeky talk.—Don’t you dare give me the lip. I want to
talk to a supervisor.
20.Nuke–destroy, erase—-Could you send that message again,
I nuked my inbox. I downloaded a file that nuked my computer.
21.Poop–Information.–What’s the poop on the latest software?
22.Pro–shortened version of professional.—Are you a real pro?
23.Quick and dirty—something that is done fast but not well.
I got back the PC from the service centre but I guess that they
have done a quick and dirty job on it.
24.Racket-noise-The fan in the computer has been making such
25.Solid–something good and dependable. I know that you guys
are real solid! Keep going.
26.Smurfbrain—a dumb or stupid person.–I have already followed
these steps, what do you think I am? A smurfbrain?
27.Sucks–something bad and unacceptable—Your service really
28.Split—to leave. Hey,I have some work; so I got to split, see you
29.To the max–maximum.—- I have turned the level to the max, but
still I can’t hear a thing.
30.Vanilla—plain, common or regular—-I bought the cheaper, vanilla
version of the software.