1.Q:How does the ocean say hello ?
An: It waves.
2.Q: Which building is the tallest in the world?
Ans:The library, because it has the most stories.
3.Q:Why is the maths book unhappy?
Ans:Because it has too many problems.
4.”If you refuse to marry me, I shall die”
says Mankanna to his girlfriend.But she
refused to marry him.And Mankanna died.
When?-after 60 years!
5.Q:What do you call people who don’t believe
in going to Gym?
6.Man-1:Why is Prime Minister not seen in the morning?
Man-2:Because he is P M and not A M.
7.”Open the window and Let the AIRFORCE
8. ”Will you hang the calendar or else I shall
9.Naughty kid:Hello!Do you have a refrigerator?
Man:Yes I have.Who’re you?
Kid:Is it running?
Kid:Get hold of it.Otherwise it may run away.
After a few minutes, the phone bell rings again.
Naughty Kid: Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?
Man(angrily):No, I don’t have.
Kid: Didn’t I tell you to hold it?
10.A man can achieve success if he tries hard.
A woman can achieve success if she cries hard.